Has this ever happened to You? Maybe not, still painful yet funny to watch. Well it's story book Friday! So please share your random thoughts and stories about your dating life. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Share a funny story if you dare :-)
One time my friend told me she met up with this dude she met online and when he got out the car to meet her, she realized one of his legs was shorter than the other...He proceeded to walk up to her and meet her at the door but he tripped on the curb and fell....but she wasnt mean to him, she stayed and had dinner with him and they had a good time. I thought that was very admirable to not make him feel bad. :-)
At the time this was not funny, but I can laugh about it now. I was dating this guy and we had been out a few times over the course og a couple months. Well the day after Christmas we went to the movies and when he came to pick me up he wanted me to drive, but me being me said no you drive. (I hate to see a woman driving a man) So we go to the movie and as we are in line his phone kept vibrating. We sit down and he excuses himself to go to the bathroom. Well after about 15 to 20 minutes(movie done started, etc.) I realize he's not back. I check my phone thinking maybe he's not feeling well or something, and there is a text saying he's in the parking lot being questioned by the police. He said he went ti make sure the truck was locked and got stopped. I run out thinking I can get the keys and help in some way....yeah...the truck was gone, he was gone. Of course I was HOT, but all I kept thinking was I should have drove. Moral of the story...its ok for a woman to drive a man on a datr. Lol I found out later he was busted by his live in girlfriend that I knew nothing about. :-)
@kdd70 i don't think anyone can top that story today.......LOL But my story goes like this............ My cousin was trying to hook me up with this guy and I should have known better cause she fake hood. Anyway I agree to go out with the guy and he's like I would like to take you out to the movies. I was like cool he was like I have some free passes that I got from my job. I was like cool shoot I don't care a movie is a movie. But of course he didn't tell me I had to drive which I didn't mind at the time I was like cool I will drive (trying to be open) soooo I swing by to pick him up he gets in the car hands me the movie passes and says "Here are the movie passes we can see something that has been out for a few weeks or if you want to see something new "YOU" will have to pay $3..." I was like we will be seeing something that has been out for a few weeks.(If Looks could Kill) So I knew I wasn't going to get any refreshments. So after the movie he is like can we go to Taco Cabana of course I was like we going through the drive-thru cause i don't want to spend anymore time than necessary. So we pull up and he say you get whatever you want!!! Really Really all of $5 dollars Why Thank YOU!!! Well you know I never saw him again.....
Wow! I can't top you either kdd70 but here goes. I met a guy downtown one night and we exchanged numbers. He called and asked me to go out to the movies and I said yes even though my instincts were telling me to let this one go. Well he was late and did 90 down the interstate just so we could walk in as the movie was beginning. (I love watching the previews so that ticked me off but I was cool. He didn't know me like that.) Well after the movie he didn't have much to talk about. He asked if I was hungry - I wasn't so he asked if I mind if stopped by Dixie Queen to get him something. No problem. While in line I asked if he would get me a medium grape slush and he said yes. When we got to the window, the woman hands him two slushes. 1 medium and 1 small. If you order a slush with a combo you get a small at DQ. He didn't know that. He asked the lady why and she told him. Just as I am about to put the straw through the hole, he takes the slush out of my hand and gives it back and says she has to have the same size as mine. The woman and I are looking at each other in disbelief. Needless to say that small slush stayed in his truck after I got out. First and last date for us.
Ok I got one..........so I hope no one gets queezy but I am lactose intolerant which is hard for me because I love cheese and sour cream. But they don't love me in return. So I went to visit a guy I was dating and of course I choose mexican food for our meal for that evening. I may have some minor gas or tummy rumbles a little bit but nothing I can't handle. Well I always hate to spend the night when I have had mexican but that night I guess I was tired but it is hard for me to sleep next to a guy when I have gas (sorry ladies). But anyway i decided to clench my butt cheeks and go to bed. Well mid way into the evening I of course passed gas keep in mind we were spooning.....(mental picture......LOL). And I thought I was all good until he started to shift as if he woke up needless to say I played Possum and I no longer spend the night but I will continue to eat my dairy products............
@Anonymous I have to admit that has happened to me. I am sure that may have happened to most people lactose intolerant or not. But I want to know from the fellas is when that happens what do you do??? Or what are you thinking???
LOL, that last one was too funny. Okay here goes one time I went over this guy house and when I say he was fine. I mean he was FINE!!!! We had been kicking for probably 3 weeks and he invited me over for a movie. So I said to myself, "I need to see how he's living". I mean because he was a GREAT dresser, smell good looked good. So I knew his place had to at least match that. Boy was I wrong. When I arrived to his place he opened the door and I was met by his shoes...all 30 pair were in the front room arranged by the door...I said this is weird, but I said maybe he want to see them or just put them on before he goes to work. Then he didnt have the dvd player in the living area in the bedroom (smart) trying to get me in his den of love, but it look like a den of dust. I lay on the bed to try and get comfortable. You know I like to have cover at all times when lounging...I pull back the cover and there are NO sheets. No fitted sheets or regular sheets, I am just staring at cover....I go to the restroom and there is no tissue...I had to shake it dry...he was just like smokey...He did not have 2 things to match..
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One time my friend told me she met up with this dude she met online and when he got out the car to meet her, she realized one of his legs was shorter than the other...He proceeded to walk up to her and meet her at the door but he tripped on the curb and fell....but she wasnt mean to him, she stayed and had dinner with him and they had a good time. I thought that was very admirable to not make him feel bad. :-)
At the time this was not funny, but I can laugh about it now. I was dating this guy and we had been out a few times over the course og a couple months. Well the day after Christmas we went to the movies and when he came to pick me up he wanted me to drive, but me being me said no you drive. (I hate to see a woman driving a man) So we go to the movie and as we are in line his phone kept vibrating. We sit down and he excuses himself to go to the bathroom. Well after about 15 to 20 minutes(movie done started, etc.) I realize he's not back. I check my phone thinking maybe he's not feeling well or something, and there is a text saying he's in the parking lot being questioned by the police. He said he went ti make sure the truck was locked and got stopped. I run out thinking I can get the keys and help in some way....yeah...the truck was gone, he was gone. Of course I was HOT, but all I kept thinking was I should have drove. Moral of the story...its ok for a woman to drive a man on a datr. Lol I found out later he was busted by his live in girlfriend that I knew nothing about. :-)
Wow Kdd70, so how'd you get home? I bet that stung....
@kdd70 i don't think anyone can top that story today.......LOL But my story goes like this............
My cousin was trying to hook me up with this guy and I should have known better cause she fake hood. Anyway I agree to go out with the guy and he's like I would like to take you out to the movies. I was like cool he was like I have some free passes that I got from my job. I was like cool shoot I don't care a movie is a movie. But of course he didn't tell me I had to drive which I didn't mind at the time I was like cool I will drive (trying to be open) soooo I swing by to pick him up he gets in the car hands me the movie passes and says "Here are the movie passes we can see something that has been out for a few weeks or if you want to see something new "YOU" will have to pay $3..." I was like we will be seeing something that has been out for a few weeks.(If Looks could Kill) So I knew I wasn't going to get any refreshments. So after the movie he is like can we go to Taco Cabana of course I was like we going through the drive-thru cause i don't want to spend anymore time than necessary. So we pull up and he say you get whatever you want!!! Really Really all of $5 dollars Why Thank YOU!!! Well you know I never saw him again.....
Wow! I can't top you either kdd70 but here goes. I met a guy downtown one night and we exchanged numbers. He called and asked me to go out to the movies and I said yes even though my instincts were telling me to let this one go. Well he was late and did 90 down the interstate just so we could walk in as the movie was beginning. (I love watching the previews so that ticked me off but I was cool. He didn't know me like that.) Well after the movie he didn't have much to talk about. He asked if I was hungry - I wasn't so he asked if I mind if stopped by Dixie Queen to get him something. No problem. While in line I asked if he would get me a medium grape slush and he said yes. When we got to the window, the woman hands him two slushes. 1 medium and 1 small. If you order a slush with a combo you get a small at DQ. He didn't know that. He asked the lady why and she told him. Just as I am about to put the straw through the hole, he takes the slush out of my hand and gives it back and says she has to have the same size as mine. The woman and I are looking at each other in disbelief. Needless to say that small slush stayed in his truck after I got out. First and last date for us.
Ok I got one..........so I hope no one gets queezy but I am lactose intolerant which is hard for me because I love cheese and sour cream. But they don't love me in return. So I went to visit a guy I was dating and of course I choose mexican food for our meal for that evening. I may have some minor gas or tummy rumbles a little bit but nothing I can't handle. Well I always hate to spend the night when I have had mexican but that night I guess I was tired but it is hard for me to sleep next to a guy when I have gas (sorry ladies). But anyway i decided to clench my butt cheeks and go to bed. Well mid way into the evening I of course passed gas keep in mind we were spooning.....(mental picture......LOL). And I thought I was all good until he started to shift as if he woke up needless to say I played Possum and I no longer spend the night but I will continue to eat my dairy products............
@Anonymous I have to admit that has happened to me. I am sure that may have happened to most people lactose intolerant or not. But I want to know from the fellas is when that happens what do you do??? Or what are you thinking???
LOL, that last one was too funny. Okay here goes one time I went over this guy house and when I say he was fine. I mean he was FINE!!!! We had been kicking for probably 3 weeks and he invited me over for a movie. So I said to myself, "I need to see how he's living". I mean because he was a GREAT dresser, smell good looked good. So I knew his place had to at least match that. Boy was I wrong. When I arrived to his place he opened the door and I was met by his shoes...all 30 pair were in the front room arranged by the door...I said this is weird, but I said maybe he want to see them or just put them on before he goes to work. Then he didnt have the dvd player in the living area in the bedroom (smart) trying to get me in his den of love, but it look like a den of dust. I lay on the bed to try and get comfortable. You know I like to have cover at all times when lounging...I pull back the cover and there are NO sheets. No fitted sheets or regular sheets, I am just staring at cover....I go to the restroom and there is no tissue...I had to shake it dry...he was just like smokey...He did not have 2 things to match..
Ms Clutch I know that was your last time there. Me? It only took one time for that to happen (no tissue) and now I carry those wipes religiously. LOL
What is it with men and not toilet tissue????
OMG! I am just reading this, but anonymous have me in tears....too funny!!!!
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